[00:00.00]Buttcracker Suite (LP版) - Bob Rivers
[00:19.63]Thong
[00:20.15]What a delightful gift idea
[00:23.22]Thong
[00:23.67]Magical shorts that disappear
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[00:26.89]Buy your loved one this Noël
[00:28.63]The kind of gift he can't resell
[00:30.39]Because it kind of smells
[00:31.83]If someone else has tried it on
[00:33.92]Thong
[00:34.94]You could be dancing cheek to cheek
[00:37.88]Thong
[00:38.37]Wiggle the string: play hide and seek
[00:41.57]Buy your workmate or your boss
[00:43.48]The proctologic dental floss
[00:44.62]
[00:45.37]That really works a hair across
[00:47.47]His astronomic bum
[00:48.48]Thong
[01:03.47]See the repair man go
[01:05.95]Tink-a-tink tink-a-tink tink-a-tink
[01:08.51]
[01:09.13]Working on the sink
[01:10.88](Bending way down low)
[01:11.57]See the big tool belt go
[01:14.51]Slippy-slip slippy-slip slippy-slip
[01:17.64]Sliding down his hip
[01:19.11](Say it isn't so)
[01:20.39]See the rear cleavage go
[01:23.27]Peek-a-boo peek-a-boo peek-a-boo
[01:25.98]Cheekies sneaking through
[01:27.95](See ya at so 'n so)
[01:29.22]See the plumber
[01:30.48](Doesn't even show)
[01:31.30]What a bummer
[01:32.76](Got a dial tone)
[01:33.64]Called a number
[01:35.07](On the telephone)
[01:35.81]Hire someone else
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[01:42.61](Lunge )
[01:44.99]Spin around and stretch and lunge
[01:46.52]And (leap )
[01:47.06]Do a kick and shake your buns
[01:48.33]And fix those wedgies everyone
[01:49.48]
[01:51.26](Let's go )
[01:51.79](Twirl )
[01:52.14]Double dip and somersault
[01:53.25]Then (split )
[01:53.85]Shuffle back and twist and fall
[01:55.16]And fix those wedgies
[01:56.45]Fix those wedgies
[01:58.40]Let's go people
[02:00.30]Fix those wedgies
[02:01.97]Cracks are flyin'
[02:03.61]Just keep pryin'
[02:05.42]And pull
[02:05.97](Pull apart )
[02:06.42]And pull
[02:06.77](Pull apart )
[02:07.26]And pull
[02:07.88](Pull apart those leotards )
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[02:20.59]Please just say no to crack
[02:24.91]When you spot butt crack attack
[02:28.22]
[02:28.78]You can see a trucker change a tire
[02:31.06]Or a cable worker fix a wire
[02:33.16]Let him know his bottom line is looking out
[02:35.12]Somehow you don't admire it
[02:37.41]So everybody please just say no to crack
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[02:42.94]Give all those crack backs a sack
[02:46.73]If you see a plumber show a breach
[02:49.00]Or a tubby hubby on a beach
[02:51.24]Sneak right up behind his back and strike a match
[02:53.11]And drop the burning sulfur right between his cheeks
[02:55.33]Because as sure as tax and death surround us
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[03:00.83]Cracks are all around us
[03:04.09]
[03:05.20]Slacks fall to the ground as
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[03:09.82]Miles and miles of smiles going up and down
[03:13.77]Everybody
[03:13.98](Don't) Be a bum
[03:15.40](Show) You're a crumb
[03:16.51](Crack) Get a grip
[03:17.54]Fix your drawers
[03:19.09](Take) Every thong
[03:19.99](Them) Right along
[03:20.90](Back) Take 'em back
[03:22.00]To the stores
[03:23.24]Show some class and hide that massive astronomic butt crack
[03:37.07](Don't) Gimme no flak
[03:37.78](Show) Cover the crack
[03:38.74](Butt) Gimme the thong
[03:40.02](Crack) Hurry along
[03:41.31]Buttcrackers just aren't sweet