Max Can't Surf - FIDLAR
He's gotta stay in shape
He's gotta stay in shape
Eating down taco I'm sleeping in
Playing video games
Quit smoking two packs a day
He's got dubstep in his veins
I smoke w**d if my baby lets me
Or I won't get laid
Or I won't get laid
And Max can't surf
Max can't surf
He gets real stoned and tries to make it work
But God knows he's got no balance
Message from the dog here
It's just a small routine
Giving all sh*t on a full grown man
Trying the best still I can
Gotta check the forecast
Throw away my skateboard
Stop wearing tight jeans
And pull on some board shorts
And Max can't surf
Max can't surf
He gets real stoned and tries to make it work
But God knows he's got no balance
Smoking two packs a day
Smoking two packs a day
Smoking two packs a day
Smoking two packs a day
Smoking two packs a day
Smoking two packs a day
He gets real stoned and tries to make it work
But God knows he's a ginger
