[00:03.03]Fanny when people pay good money in the the ay ter
[00:06.12]Especially the male element
[00:08.43]They want something to look at
[00:10.68]If a girl isn't pretty
[00:13.50]Like a Miss Atlantic City
[00:16.32]All she gets in life
[00:17.97]Is pity and a pat
[00:21.63]Is a nose with deviation
[00:24.18]Such a crime against the nation
[00:27.06]Should I throw her into jail
[00:29.61]Or drown the cat
[00:32.28]She must shine in every detail
[00:34.74]Like a ring you're buying retail
[00:37.44]Be a standard size that
[00:39.75]Fits a standard dress
[00:44.82]When a girl's incidentals
[00:46.53]Are no bigger than two lentils
[00:50.40]Then to me that doesn't spell success
[00:55.95]If a girl isn't pretty
[01:00.12]Like a Miss Atlantic City
[01:02.55]She should dump the stage
[01:04.31]And try another route
[01:07.65]Any guy who pays a quarter
[01:10.17]For a seat just feels he oughter
[01:12.66]See a figger that his wife can't substitute
[01:17.73]Kid my heart ain't made of marble
[01:20.55]But your rhythm's really horrable
[01:22.59]And that map of yours just ain't no valentine
[01:28.17]Everything you got's about right
[01:31.50]But the d**n thing don't come out right
[01:34.65]So forget it kid
[01:36.48]And just resign
[01:37.95]If a girl isn't pretty
[01:39.81]If a girl isn't pretty
[01:42.24]If a girl isn't pretty
[01:48.24]If a girl isn't pretty
[01:50.16]If a girl isn't pretty
[01:52.56]She should get a job
[01:54.09]Go get a job
[01:55.29]Get any job
[01:56.97]Get a weekly pay
[01:57.78]Cause if a girl isn't pretty
[02:01.62]Like a Miss Atlantic City
[02:03.75]She's a real Miss nobody U S A