My Son Optimus Prime (Explicit)-Dane Cook

My Son Optimus Prime (Explicit)

歌手:Dane Cook

时间:2008-01-29

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I think about having kids. I'd love to have some kids.

I've been thinking about kids. I wanna have like 19 kids.

I think naming them, that's gonna be fun.

Whatever the names you come up with, that's exciting, right there.

You get to both decide, "Hey, do you wanna name that.. nooo i don't like

That. alright." it's like a little game, you try and come up with....

I already have names picked out. I don't even know.

First kid, boy, girl.. I don't care. First one that comes out I'm naming it

RHRHRHH.

I think it's beautiful. It's feminine but strong at the same time.

"Time for bed RHRHR.. I SAID TIME FOR BED RHRHRHRHHR!!!!

NO COOKIES RHRHRHR!!!! Typical RHRHR!!

Daddy's on the phone RHRRH.. daddy's on the phone..."

I'm gonna name a group of kids after my favorite cartoon.

I'm gonna name a bunch of them after Transformers. That'a be great!

Oh ya! Just to be like, "Optimus Prime come here for a second,

I wanna talk to you. Come here. You sit next to Megatron,

We're gonna have a little chit-chat over here.

I am the Cobra Comander in this.. RHRHRHRHRHRHR!!!!

I SAID NO COOKIES!!!! RHRHRHRHRRHAHRHRRHHAHARHAHHH!!!

RHRHRHRHRRHR! This F**KING HRHRRHRHRRH is driving me up a

F**KING wall! RHRHRHRHAHRHARHARHAHRHRHRHR!!!"

Wouldn't it be fun to have a bunch of kids and abandon them somewhere..

Just knock em out of the car,

"I'm out.. "

What do you think they'd talk about? hahaha

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