LOL.exe Has Crashed

Laughed so hard I broke the Wi-Fi

Dropped my phone into a pumpkin pie

Toilet clapped, said “Bravo, king!”

Mirror gave me a Grammy or something

Neighbors thought I lost my mind

Talkin’ to plants like they can rhyme

Blinked once — now I’m in a meme

Reality’s broken… or was it a dream?

LOL.exe has crashed, my brain went poof

Pixel butterflies dancing on the roof

Funk in my head, Hyperpop scream

8-bit chaos — what a beautiful meme!

Keyboard typing on itself again

Autocorrect just called me “friend”

The fridge is rapping in Japanese

Alexa’s laughing — help me please?!

Got a virus made of glitter glue

And a llama that texts in auto-tune

Reality’s patch notes skipped my soul

I’m vibing hard with a donut bowl

LOL.exe has crashed, my brain went poof

Pixel butterflies dancing on the roof

Funk in my head, Hyperpop scream

8-bit chaos — what a beautiful meme!

If sanity’s a bug, I’m full of flair

Floating like emojis in candy air

Don’t fix the crash, let it go on

This glitchy world is my new dawn

LOL.exe has crashed, and that’s okay

Riding rainbow Wi-Fi all the way

Zing zip zorp — nonsense supreme

I’ll live forever in this meme-dream!