Leave the Dishes in the Sink, Ma - Spike Jones
Pa started in a running
When he heard the whistle blow
The postman brought a letter
And airmail from our Joe
It said I've come back safely
From across the ocean blue
Then pa took off ma's apron
And he hollered out yahoo
Leave the dishes in the sink ma
Leave the dishes in the sink
Each dirty plate will have to wait
Tonight we're going to celebrate
Leave the dishes in the sink
Pa started in a jigging
And he cried pa shake a leg
I'm going down the cellar
Cause there cider in the keg
The biology's in the icebox
There's cheese and pickles too
We'll call in all the neighbors
Cause tonight's our night yahoo
Leave the dishes in the sink ma
Leave the dishes in the sink
Each dirty plate will have to wait
Tonight we're going to celebrate
Leave the dishes in the sink
Si began a fiddling
And the dancing was begun
Then grandpa took his coat off
And yelled partner's everyone
So each one picked a partner
And they counted out one two
And ma she twirled so pretty
They all hollered yahoo
Leave the dishes in the sink ma
Leave the dishes in the sink
Each dirty plate will have to wait
Tonight we're going to celebrate
Leave the dishes in the sink
And while they all were dancing
The door blew open wide
And everybody stopped
And sergeant Joey stepped inside
He shouted out attention
And everybody knew
To bother with the dishes
Was not the thing to do
Leave the dishes in the sink ma
Leave the dishes in the sink
Each dirty plate will have to wait
Tonight we're going to celebrate
Leave the dishes in the sink
