Get up, get down, feel the funk in your spine
Midnight groove gonna melt your mind
Slippin’ in chrome, drippin’ in gold
We don’t age, baby, we just unfold

Uh! Hit me!
Bassline talkin’ like it knows your name
Rhythm got fire, but it ain’t no flame
Slide to the left, let your ego go
Funk ain’t somethin’ that you own—it flows
(Say what?)
FLOWS!

Fuuuun-k de-li-ve-ry… sys-tem on-liiiine…
Bo-dy mo-tion sync to the grooove…
Shake it, don’t break it, let it rearrange
Funk is a virus, permanent change
Clap your hands if you feel that spark
We light it up in the cosmic dark
Yeah!
Horn section blast like a laser beam
Dancin’ in a velvet dream
Platform boots on a neon floor
One more hit? Nah—give me four!
One! (Funk!)
Two! (Funk!)
Three! (Funk!)
Four! (More funk!)

Who got the funk? — We got the funk!
Who got the groove? — We got the groove!
Who got the rhythm that’ll make you move?
— WE DO! WE DO!

In-ter-ga-lac-tic… funk ma-chiiiine…
Press play… and lose con-trooool…
Break it down now
(Uh… uh…)
Drip… drop… body won’t stop
Tick… tock… funk don’t clock
Low end heavy, meltin’ your shoes
Ain’t no cure for these groove-induced blues
Bring it back!
Flash of light, glitter in the air
Funk don’t knock—it’s already there
Ride that wave, don’t you fight the tide
Let the mothership be your guide
Yeah yeah yeah!

Funk! (Funk!)
Funk! (Funk!)
Un-cut, un-cut, straight from the trunk!
[Talkbox fading]
Fuuuun-k… e-ter-naaaal… stay in the groove…