[00:00.00]Big-Ass Rock - Patrick Wilson/John Ellison Conlee/Jason Danieley
[00:00.44]Written by：David Yazbek
[00:00.89]Let's find a rock
[00:03.27]I mean a big a** rock
[00:05.36]Or maybe something lie a cinder block is better
[00:09.99]I'll hoist it up
[00:11.90]And drop it on your face
[00:14.42]My buddy
[00:16.14]And just before the lights go out
[00:18.74]You'll see my smile and you'll know
[00:20.86]You've got a friend
[00:23.15]With a rock
[00:25.04]Who cares
[00:26.43]I mean a big a** rock
[00:28.35]Or a rope
[00:29.75]I got some quality rope
[00:32.12]Made for a man who's deviod of hope
[00:34.87]Like you are
[00:36.78]My buddy
[00:38.65]Michael
[00:39.77]Ah that's malcom
[00:41.01]Yeah malcom right
[00:42.79]And I won't leave you swinging there
[00:45.37]Twitching like a fish while you claw the air
[00:48.35]I'll grab your feet
[00:50.43]And pal of mine
[00:51.80]I'll pull real hard and
[00:53.44]Snap
[00:54.79]Your spinal cord
[00:56.51]This world is cold when you're alone
[01:00.64]And they ignore you
[01:03.01]But don't kill yourself
[01:07.55]We'll do it for you
[01:11.01]You've got a friend
[01:15.95]You've got a friend
[01:17.93]You've got a friend
[01:25.92]You know I asked this guy once
[01:27.39]If he'd mind putting me in a barrell and sending me over the falls
[01:30.37]You know what the son of a b**ch says
[01:32.28]Drop dead a** hole
[01:33.58]People are pricks
[01:35.01]I asked this guy to take his air compressor
[01:37.69]And drill me with a six inch nail right through the eye
[01:40.14]What'd he say
[01:40.95]I'm low on nails
[01:42.43]People are selfish pricks
[01:43.66]You know another time now get this
[01:45.22]I lay down in front of a steam roller
[01:47.33]And asked the guy just to proceed
[01:49.00]You know business as usual and just squash me like a bug
[01:51.97]That's a good way to go jer’
[01:53.49]The old bug squash
[01:55.71]Hey we could tie a plastic laundry bag over his head
[01:58.21]Nah that's such a wimp suicide
[01:59.77]I stuck my finger in a socket once
[02:01.12]Hurt real bad
[02:04.72]But it didn't kill me
[02:06.81]Malcom stay out of this
[02:08.89]I've got a friend
[02:11.02]Like carol king
[02:12.66]Or was it Carly Simon used to sing
[02:15.76]I always get those two confused
[02:19.86]But anyway
[02:22.09]I turned around and suddenly
[02:25.76]I'm not alone it ain't just me
[02:29.63]I'm like a player on the team
[02:32.20]Player on our team
[02:33.86]I'm part of the gang
[02:35.42]Part of the gang
[02:37.15]A member of the club
[02:38.76]Welcome to our club
[02:43.91]Ooh
[02:44.66]Let's get a club
[02:46.50]I like the big a** rock
[02:48.54]Nah one good swing and I'll
[02:50.73]Clean his clock forever
[02:52.46]Let gravity do the work
[02:54.84]It's a man's way to die mikey
[02:56.59]Malcom
[02:57.37]I've got friends ooh
[02:58.49]Friends who will love you
[02:59.58]Like a maniac
[03:01.62]And draw you like a lamb
[03:02.73]To the railroad track
[03:05.27]And tie you down
[03:07.24]I've got friends
[03:08.66]Tickle your wrist
[03:09.73]With a single edged razor
[03:11.49]Buy you a beer with a draino chaser
[03:14.94]Dump you in a river with a rock
[03:17.41]A big a** rock
[03:19.23]Here's a nice one right over here
[03:21.57]Hey can I give you a hand with that
[03:23.28]Looks heavy
[03:24.19]Nah Dave it ain't heavy
[03:31.00]He's my friend
[03:36.17]Come on
[03:37.69]Group hug