BAD LUCK BAD DAY

(Oh no, not again!)

(Why me? Why me?!)

(Luck ran out, outta time!)

(Here we go—crash and burn!)

Woke up late, missed the train,

Spilled my coffee down the drain.

Lost my keys, lost my phone,

Guess I’m doomed to walk alone!

(Yeah, yeah!) Life’s a joke!

(Yeah, yeah!) Going broke!

(Yeah, yeah!) Step outside—

Oops, bird poop right on my ride!

Bad luck, bad day,

Everything’s falling the wrong way!

Heads or tails? Bet I lose,

No matter what, I’m born to lose!

(Oh no, here we go!)

(Oh no, one more blow!)

Rainclouds follow me around,

I’m the unluckiest soul in town!

ATM just ate my card,

Car won’t start, life’s too hard!

Scratch-off ticket, zero bucks,

I should quit, my fate just sucks!

(Yeah, yeah!) Traffic jam!

(Yeah, yeah!) Broke my cam!

(Yeah, yeah!) Try to run—

Slip on ice, face hits the sun!

(Why me? Why me?) Every time I try to win,

(Why me? Why me?) The universe just kicks me in!

Rolling dice, always snake eyes,

Might as well stop asking"Why?"

Bad luck, bad day,

Everything’s falling the wrong way!

Heads or tails? Bet I lose,

No matter what, I’m born to lose!

(Oh no, here we go!)

(Oh no, one more blow!)

Rainclouds follow me around,

I’m the unluckiest soul in town!