I'm a Nut - Done Again
I'm a Nut I'm a Nut
My life don't ever get in a rut
Well Hell my shoulders are sore and loose
That I ain't got the sense God gave a goose
Now Lord I ain't crazy but I'm a nut
Is it wetter underwater if you're there when it rains
Is it shorter to New York than it is by plane
Between myself and I
I wonder who's the dumber
Is it hotter down south than it is in the Summer
Bee ba ba de bop Bee ba ba de bop
I'm a Nut I'm a Nut
My life don't ever get in a rut
(ba ba di di etc)
Well Hell my shoulders are sore and loose
That I ain't got the sense God gave a goose
Now Lord I ain't crazy but I'm a nut
I drove my Cadillac to Vegas to satisfy my lust
Wheelin' Dealin'
Left old Vegas on a Greyhound Bus
I sure didn't set the woods on fire while I was there
But remember only forest fires breath in fires
Be ba be da diddly be ba be da diddly
I'm a Nut I'm a Nut
My life don't ever get in a rut
Well Hell my shoulders are sore and loose
That I ain't got the sense God gave a goose
Now Lord I ain't crazy but
I'm a nut
The poverty war will be over
When I begin to fight
If it took a dime to go around the world
I couldn't get out of sight
I don't mind to take the girls out
If they don't mind to go Dutch
When you feel like a million dollars
And I bet I ain't worth half that much
(ba ba di di ba ba di di)
I'm a Nut I'm a Nut
My life don't ever get in a rut
Well Hell my shoulders are sore and loose
That I ain't got the sense God gave a goose
Now Lord I ain't crazy but I'm a nut
Oh crazy man I'm a nut
Oh crazy man I'm a nut
Crazy man I'm a nut