Great American ***** - Kim Blanck/Ally Bonino/Hannah Cruz/Nadia Dandashi/Shaina Taub
Lyrics by:Shaina Taub
Composed by:Shaina Taub
Produced by:Dean Sharenow/Shaina Taub/Andrea Grody
I'm a great American *****
I refuse to wear corsets and lace
I earn my own wages
And burst into rages
When men say"Know your place"
My boss tried to fondle me under my skirt
I kicked him like this in the crotch
Where it hurt
I got fired
But hey
I'd rather be right than rich
'Cause I'm a great American *****
She's a she's a great American *****
I'm a I'm a
She's a she's a
Great American *****
I'm a great American *****
Queen *****
I seduce whoever I please
Very jealous
I fornicate freely
And some say I really bring gentlemen to their knees
I proposed to a Dutchman
We're wedded in bliss
'Cause he doesn't mind who else I might kiss
Though most of the time I prefer to scratch my own itch
'Cause I'm a great American *****
She's a she's a great American *****
I'm a I'm a
She's a she's a
Great American *****
Lucy your turn
Lucy go
Come on Lucy
I'm a great American
I'm sorry honestly I just don't love that word
We'll do it together come on
You're a great American *****
Well thanks
I've known it since sophomore year
Not this story
When Professor McMaller said"Only male scholars
Could manage a doctor's career"
Boo professor
He drove this expensive new Ford Model T
So I scratched it all over with my bedroom key
But Lucy went further
I may have pushed his car into a ditch
Why
'Cause I'm a great American
She's a she's a great American *****
I'm a I'm a
She's a she's a
Great American *****
Drink if they've called you a nag
Drink if they've called you a slut
Or a shrew
Drink if they've called you a crazy hag
Drink if the rumors are true
I'm a great American *****
Yes you are
Once I cut my own hair
Doesn't count
And one time I took out a library book and never returned it
I swear
Oh you're bad
Lady thy *****hood hath only begun
We'll train you
Ordain you
Thank God
Better run
Here's to our coven and long may we love to bewitch
To the great American *****
You're a you're a great American *****
You're a you're a great American *****
You're a you're a great hysterical
Arrogant lecherous treacherous U.S.A. *****
You're a you're a
*****
You're a you're a
*****
You're a you're a *****