Killing Time

SO YOU’RE WONDERING WHAT IT MEANS TO BE AN EXTINCTABLE?

... WELL, I’M AFRAID THE ANSWER STARTS WITH THE UNTHINKABLE

YEARS AGO WE ALMOST DIED

BUT LUCKY FOR US, DR. CHUNG ARRIVED

HE BROUGHT US HERE WHERE IT’S SAFE AND WARM

AND SHELTERED US FROM NATURE’S STORM.

NOW WE CALL THIS STRANGE PLACE HOME

AND HONESTLY, PREFER NOT TO ROAM.

WE KNOW STAYING HERE FEELS LIKE A CRIME

WHEN WE COULD EXPLORE ANY PLACE IN TIME...

LIKE 4 B.C. OR N.Y.C

TOKYO, GREECE, OR THE PYRENEES.

MAYBE VISIT POMPEII BEFORE IT WENT TO RUBBLE?

NOPE, THOSE PLACES AREN’T WORTH THE TROUBLE...

FOR THE WORLD’S FULL OF DANGER AND LIFE ISN’T FAIR

SO YOU CAN KILL TIME HERE, OR TIME WILL KILL YOU OUT THERE.

THERE’S PLAGUE AND FAMINE,GERMS BY THE POUND.

VIRUS AND DISEASE, NO CURE TO BE FOUND!

THERE’S WARS AND SWORDS, AND TYRANTS ABOUND.

ALIENS, BIG FOOT, THE EARTH ISN’T ROUND!

Burnie...

GET CRUSHED, BLOWN UP, OR FALL DEATHLY ILL -

OR STAY SAFE HERE WHERE TIME STANDS STILL.

FOR THE WORLD’S FULL OF DANGER AND LIFE ISN’T FAIR

SO YOU CAN KILL TIME HERE, OR TIME WILL KILL YOU OUT THERE.

THE BULLDOG RAT - THE AZTEC CAT - GIANT GOOSE AND THE GREAT STAG MOOSE - THE LARGE SLOTH LEMUR - THE PLEISTOCENE BEAVER - THE RUSSIAN RETRIEVER, GUYS, I WISH YOU COULDA SEEN HER - ‘CUZ NO MATTER THE NAME - THEY’RE ALL OUT OF THE GAME - IT’S A JAPANESE SEA LION CRYIN’ SHAME - IT COULD HAPPEN ANY YEAR - IN ANY HEMISPHERE - IF YOU WANNA STAY SAFE ‘BETTER STAY RIGHT HERE

FOR THE WORLD’S FULL OF DANGER AND LIFE ISN’T FAAAAAAAIR -

YOU CAN KILL TIME HERE, OR -

TIME CAN KILL YOU OUT THERE!