Big Breakfast (Explicit) - Tom Cardy
Composed by：Tom Cardy
Sunday morning I'm not gonna lie
I'm pretty hungover and I'm scat and I'm dry
I'm sitting with the family in a boujee cafe
Why did I drop four caps before Mother's day
The waitress says"I'm Patricia can I get you a drink"
Hey Patricia can you bring me the kitchen sink
So I can drown myself in front of all your clientele
I've done bad things to my body now I'm goin' through hell
Mum says"Tom's such a funny boy"
My sister says"Don't you f**kin' ruin Mother's day again"
I heard what they said but I couldn't care less
I just saw this cafe does a a big breakfast
Big big big big big big
Big breakfast
I'm gonna regret ordering the
Big breakfast
Everybody seems to forget how they felt last time
They got the big breakfast
I think that I'm still drunk
It's the only thing getting me out of this funk
Patricia daddy want the big breakfast
Wednesday arvo work's set up an embargo
On me going home to watch Netflix and cry
Boss says"Hey we've had a long day
Why don't we have the next meeting down in the cafe
Whatever you want you know it's boss man's shout
But nothing too pricey don't get the trout"
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha f**k you
I'm gonna get the most expensive thing on the menu
What do they got
Oh they do an all-day breakfast here
S**t
Eggs bacon
Hashed brown baked beans
Another hashed brown
Sausage toast
Regret
I'm gonna regret ordering the
Big breakfast
Everybody seems to forget how they felt last time
They got the big breakfast
Don't you talk to me about my health
I just want a breakfast that makes me hate myself
And that's why
I'm gonna get the big breakfast
I'm gonna get the big breakfast
I'm gonna get the big breakfast
