[00:00.00]King of Tonga - Art Garfunkel
[00:09.88]She was bronzing in the sun
[00:11.87]Drinking a cool rum punch
[00:13.93]When a guy named D' Gatoni said
[00:16.38]"Wow Let me take
[00:18.75]Your picture
[00:19.80]You could be a model
[00:21.38]Girl There's a guy
[00:23.04]I know to show you how "
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[00:26.23]Now a model waves good-bye
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[00:30.55]As on the plane she flies
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[00:34.82]Off to meet the king
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[00:46.64]Now the girl gets to the palace
[00:48.76]Dressed in black silk lace
[00:50.60]She says
[00:51.08]"Well my king of fashion and fame"
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[00:54.60]And the king swings down
[00:56.97]And he fall on his face
[00:58.85]Said "I'm so really
[01:00.05]Really glad you came "
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[01:02.79]Now the girl tries to resist
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[01:07.50]Running from his kiss
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[01:11.09]Now she's callin' the cops on
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[01:24.56]Daddy still doesn't momma night
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[01:28.42]Tells her son
[01:29.55]"Son you squeeze her tight "
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[01:36.63]His daddy taught him everything he knows
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[01:40.55]So the king steals the daddy's clothes
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[01:47.68]Now the police knew the king
[01:49.77]They knew him very well
[01:51.70]They said
[01:52.22]"King king what's the matter now "
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[01:55.83]He said
[01:56.33]"Boys you've got to talk to this bride-to-be
[01:59.78]'Cause this crazy girl
[02:01.40]Won't take my vow "
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[02:03.95]They said "Give her romance "
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[02:08.31]And the king takes a chance
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[02:12.37]And soon there'll be a new Queen
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