Kidnap The Sandy Claws (Rock Parody Version|Explicit)

Kill Mr. Sandy Claws

I wanna do it

Let's draw straws

Jack said we should kill him together

Three of a kind

Birds of a feather

Now and forever, whee!

La-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la

La-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la

Kill Mr. Sandy Claws, stab him with a knife

Throw away his limbs somewhere no one will ever find

First we're going to set some bait

Inside a nasty trap and wait

When he comes sniffing

We will snap his neck and close the ****ing gate

Wait I've got a better plan

To kill this big ass lobster man

Let's chuck him in a boiling pot

And when he's done we'll butter him up

Kill Mr. Sandy Claws, throw him in a box

Bury him for ninety years, so that he can't talk

Oh Mr. Oogie Boogie Man

Can feast on his dead corpse and then

He'll be so pleased, I do declare

That he will eat his derriere, whee!

I say that we take a handgun

Aim it at his door and then

Knock three times and when he answers

We'll paint his blood upon the door

You're so stupid, think now

If we blow his ass to smithereens

We may lose some pieces

And Oogie will eat us too you see

Kill Mr. Sandy Claws, stuff him in a bag

Throw him in the ocean then we can all go brag

Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest **** around

If I were on his ****ing list, I'd be first to drown

He'll be so pleased by our success

That he'll reward us too, I'll bet

Perhaps he'll make his special brew

Of cyanide stew, mmm

We're his little hit-men and we take our jobs with pride

We do our best to murder

And stay on his good side

I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb

I'm not the dipshit

You're no fun, shut up, make me

I've got something, listen *****

This one's real good you'll see

We'll send a present to his door

Upon there'll be a note to read

Now in the box we'll wait and hide

Until his curiosity

Entices him to look inside

And then we're gonna make him bleed

Kill Mr. Sandy Claws, stab him with a stick

Bury him for ninety years, use his bones as tooth picks

Kill Mr. Sandy Claws, chop him into bits

Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get real stiff

Kill Mr. Sandy Claws, give him poison tea

Put his body in a cage for everyone to see