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Help Yourself - The Devil Makes Three
Even the devil was an angel
Before he tried to rush the throne
Lord they threw him down in hell
There all alone
And now he builds a castle
Out of the sinners' bones
You'd be angry too
If you could never go home
Well now I ain't no preacher
No preacher man's son
I done some bad things
But I like to have my fun
A thousand ways to heaven
A thousand ways to hell
Well I say the good Lord
Helps those that help themselves
So help yourselves now
Old man Nicodemus could not
Make his heart believe
He could see that Jesus
Had some tricks up his sleeve
Said now Oh man Jesus
I can't do things your way
But I can see you work
With somebody big
So I'm backing your play
Old man Nicodemus
His pockets they were deep
But on the day the Romans
Decided to put Jesus to sleep
Jesus could not care for money
Now or any such thing
Old Nicodemus paid to have Jesus
Just buried like a king
Well now I ain't no preacher
No preacher man's son
I done some bad things
But I like to have my fun
A thousand ways to heaven
A thousand ways to hell
Well I say the good Lord
Helps those that help themselves
So help yourselves now
Our father art in heaven
Hallowed be thy name
Told Noah"build a boat"
On the driest of days
And everybody in the neighborhood
Said old Noah was insane
I guess when the waters receded now
The truth was plain
Well now I ain't no preacher
No preacher man's son
I done some bad things
But I like to have my fun
A thousand ways to heaven
A thousand ways to hell
Well I say the good Lord
Helps those that help themselves
So help yourselves now
Moses was a great man
Parted the waters of the Red Sea
Down the road to Egypt
He made sure the slaves were free
Well he could speak to God
So they say yes indeed
Well the noise of his voice
Would have made our poor ears bleed
Moses he had an army
I tell you all his own
They stood in circles
Outside his very home
And when the the Pharaohs
Got to killing they left old moses alone
But the Romans drove their nails
Through old Jesus' bones
Well now I ain't no preacher
No preacher man's son
I done some bad things
But I like to have my fun
Why they got Jesus now and not Moses
Who can tell
But they do say the good Lord
Helps those that help themselves
So help yourselves now
