Woke up late, socks don’t match
Spilled my tea, then slipped on that
Toaster tried to jump and run
Guess today is extra fun
Mirror says “you’re doing great”
As I trip and miscalculate
Oopsie daisy, here I go
Dancing like a flying taco
Silly steps and random flair
Why’s my cat in underwear?
Oopsie daisy, laugh it loud
Wiggle weird and wow the crowd
Life’s a mess, but that’s okay
Oopsie daisy every day!
Brushed my teeth with shaving cream
Dreamt I joined a donut team
Microwave just said “goodbye”
And my sandwich learned to fly
Nothing’s right, but feels so fine
Chaos is my daily sign
Oopsie daisy, here I go
Spinning like a jelly show
Pajamas at the grocery
Fell in love with a zucchini
Oopsie daisy, laugh it loud
Wiggle weird and wow the crowd
Life’s a meme, so let it play
Oopsie daisy every day!
Put on shoes, but they're both left
Ran a mile, completely deaf
Sang too loud in public space
Now I own a llama vase
Oopsie daisy, end with flair
Wore my hoodie like a chair
If you're weird then come and stay
Oopsie daisy — all the way!
