Wednesday - Harriette
Lyrics by：Harriette Hull
Composed by：Harriette Hull/Gabe Drechsler/Hunt Pennington
Bet you thought that pink's my favorite color
When you bought me that hump day bumper sticker
John didn't know
Wednesday was gonna be so slow
But Mr Steinbeck don't you know
I'm the ticket to that
Sweet Thursday you wrote
I got
Middle child syndrome
They got it right on the Addams show
You'll think it's easy
To play the part everybody's woe
But I'll burn your ashes
Right after you fill out your taxes
Don't you know that Wednesdays do the most
Bet you forgot how to spell my first name
Doesn't matter when your favorite day is Thursday
I'll never be
The day you idolise every week
But Mr Steinbeck will never know
I'm not the reason all his weekdays feel so slow
I got
Middle child syndrome
They got it right on the Addams show
You'll think it's easy
To play the part everybody's woe
But I'll burn your ashes
Right after you fill out your taxes
Don't you know that Wednesday's do the most
I know it's not my top priority
To make your weekdays live in harmony
But John you just can't blame a weekday
Just to feel sane
I got
Middle child syndrome
They got it right on the Addams show
You'll think it's easy
To play the part everybody's woe
But I'll burn your ashes
Right after you fill out your taxes
Don't you know that Wednesday's do the most
