In the labyrinth of digits
He takes the helm
A storm of cuts
the efficiency bell tolls
Each move streamed on the web
Exposing the foolish
the wasted tax swells
He sits on a throne of steel
a click of a finger
In the sea of budgets
He stirs up reform's whirl
4 5 million the lynx's urine
Sprayed on drunk mice
a feast of absurdity
In the labyrinth of digits
He takes the helm
A storm of cuts
the efficiency bell tolls
Each move streamed on the web
Exposing the foolish
the wasted tax swells
He sits on a throne of steel
a click of a finger
In the sea of budgets
He stirs up reform's whirl
4 5 million the lynx's urine
Sprayed on drunk mice
a feast of absurdity
1 5 million the yoga for goats
A mockery of research
a joke of notes
He wields the axe
cuts the useless bough
On the altar of efficiency
lays the reform's vow
In the dark
the ghosts of data roam
Each number
a story to be told
His sword
cuts through the night's shroud
Letting the foolish taxes
nowhere to hide
In the labyrinth of digits
He takes the helm
A storm of cuts
the efficiency bell tolls
Each move streamed on the web
Exposing the foolish
the wasted tax swells
1 7 million
the effect of alcohol on fish
A study so pointless
it's a twist
He slashes through the red tape
no mercy no bliss
In the house of efficiency
the witching hour is here
As the night falls
the flames of reform glow
On every screen
the truth is ablaze
His war unstoppable
no foe
In the kingdom of efficiency
He's the king
