Om pa pa oom pa pa oom pa pa oom pa paaaaa
Fat sweaty bulldog
Stood in the sun
Stone village swamp man
Slow motion run
Tender poke police walker
Precious birthday fudge
Swamp night bull nail
Walker done done
Hot sweaty bulldog stood in the sunthen
Stone village swamp man
Is doing a
Slow motion runhere comes the policeman：
Tender poke police walkerwhom the dog and the man see as：
Precious birthday fudgethen
Swamp night
The man
Bull nail
The dog the bulldog's claw
Kill the policeman：
Walker done done
Me and Harpua
We couldn't care few a
It happens all the time
We beat Okimo
Repeat Chorus
Hot liquor stone jack
Bitter toothless flesh
Shabby pimple chin slime
Evil milky rash
Me and Harpua
Spastic dead eyed hound
Oozing dreadlock skullcap
We're coming to your town
We'll help you party down
Once upon a time Far far away from here
There in a small town
A small town
Small town
Small
And on the outskirts of this town
There lived a mean nasty furry ugly hound named Harpua
Harpua roamed the outskirts of the town every day and he'd walk around looking for a little action
So of course this day was no different from any other day and here we start the story and we see Harpua walking around on the outskirts of town near the forest kind of at the edge of the forest and he's walking in toward town
Harpua walked toward the town
Innocently
And meanwhile in the town
In a whole different part of the town
There lived a young boy all alone in a suburban neighborhood
And every day he'd sit in his room
He'd sit on his little couch and
He'd listen to his stereo
And he'd lay back and
He'd look down next to him and
Furry little
Oh he loved his little
Furry
Thing that he pet every day while he listened to his stereo
His furry
And he looked down and he said
I love to pet you my little furry
Thing that I
I love you so much that I decided to name you
This name that I love and so I named you
I love you so
That's why
That's why I pet you every day
That's why I named you
That's why when I first got you and
I knew how much I loved you
I decided that I'd give you the name of
The moniker of
I'd call you
Your name is
I DECIDED THAT YOUR NAME WOULD HAVE TO BE
I'D CALL YOU
YOUR GOING TO BE CALLED
I THINK YOUR NAME
I CALL YOU
YOU'D GO AS AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH
POSTER NUTBAG
Poster Nutbag sat on the couch next to Jimmy
Poster Nutbag the furry little kitty cat Jimmy's pet sat next to Jimmy and he looked up at Jimmy
And on this particular day Poster Nutbag decided to go for a little walk so Poster Nutbag got up and walked toward the door and Jimmy went to the door and he opened up the door and Poster Nutbag went outside and he started walking across the yard
And he walk onto the sidewalk and he started walking innocently down the street and he walked down the street and suddenly he found himself wandering
Into a new part of town that he'd never been to
Let me take you to FUNKYTOWN
Let me take you to FUNKYTOWN
Let me take you to FUNKYTOWN
Let me take you to FUNKYTOWN
And when he got there he was walking along and suddenly he rounded a corner and in front of him he saw
He saw Harpua
Harpua the ugly dog from the beginning of the story
And they looked at each other
Tension filled the air
There was going to be a nasty fight
Harpua saw Poster Nutbag and began to growl and let a hungry drop of saliva fall onto the floor
Poster Nutbag coiled his body into a deadly arch
The fight was about to begin
ARGAAAAAAAA
Jimmy
Yes Dad
J：What might that be Dad
YOUR CAT DIED
Poster is deadPoster is deadPoster's SO dead
How about a goldfish I don't want a goldfish
How about a goldfiSH I don't want a goldfish
How about A goldfish I don't want a goldfish
What do you
What do you
What do you
I want
What do you
A dog A dog
There's a dog in the station
With an ugly mutation
And it needs lubrication each day
There's a dog in the station
Contemplating rotation
As a form of recreation and play
A dog
There's a dog in the station
With a bad reputation
It's a sign of the nation's decay
But the dog in the station
Doesn't need a vacation
As the people rush by dressed in gray
A DOG
A DOG
A DOG
