Seven o'clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun wakes me
I'm stretchin' and yawnin'
In a bed that don't belong to me
And a voice yells Good morning darlin from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me
And to my surprise she ain't you
Now I've got this dumb look on my face
Like what have I done
How could I be so stupid to be have laid here 'til the morning sun
Must of lost the track of time
Oh what was on my mind
From the club went to her home
Didn't plan to stay that long
Here I am quickly tryin' to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys
Tryin' to get on up out the door
Then she streched her hands in front of it
Said You can't go this way
Looked at her like she was crazy
Said Woman move out my way
Said I got a wife at home
She said Please don't go out there
Lady I've got to get home
She said her husband was comin' up the stairs
Shh shh quiet
Hurry up and get in the closet
She said Don't you make a sound
Or some s**t is going down
I said Why don't I just go out the window
Yes except for one thing we on the 5th floor
Think think quick put me in the closet
And now I'm in this darkest closet tryin' to figure out
Just how I'm gonna get my crazy a*s up out this house
Then he walks in and yells I'm home
She says Honey I'm in the room
He walks in there with a smile on his face
Sayin' Honey I've been missin' you
She hops all over him
And says I've cooked and ran your bath water
I'm tellin' you now this girl's so good that she deserves an Oscar
Rolls her in the bed
And start to snatchin' her clothes off
I'm in the closet like man what the f**k is going on
You're not gonna believe it
But things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he act I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said There's a mystery going on
And I'm gonna solve it
And I'm like God please don't let this man open this closet
He walks in the bathroom
And looks behind the door
She says Baby come back to bed
He says Say no more
He pulls back the shower curtain
While she's biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now I'm sweating like hell
Checks under the bed
Then under the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Baretta
He walks up to the closet
He comes up to the closet
Now he's at the closet
Now he's opening the closet
