Captain Squally's Bar and Grill Jingle

Hey sailor, I’m bored. What do you do for fun around here?

Aye, we’ve plenty of ways to have fun in these here waters.

When I yearn for some excitement

I set sail on yonder seas

Ye’ll see beauty and booty and if I’m being truthy

Our favorite thing an endless supply of good rum

Captain Squally’s sea of adventure

Ye drink cocktails filled full with rum

Grab your cutlass and a bur-ger too

It’s Captain Squally’s Bar and Grill

We never fear for scurvy on a ship as fine as this

The fruit salad is divine

The steaks are to die for just like our enemies

We never fail

Thanks to our cap’n so bold

Captain Squally’s sea of adventure

Sailing all through the seven seas

Serving burgers and fun for all

It’s Captain Squally’s Bar and Grill