Big Mouth's Going To High School...Really! (Explicit)

My name is Andrew Glauberman

It means boogerman in Yiddish

I’m a thirteen-year-old pervert who’s gonna die on his first day of high school

Possibly

My only hope is a finger in a *********

It’s a good plan!

His name is Andrew Glauberman. He’s a thirteen-year-old pervert who’s gonna die on his first day of high school His only hope is a finger in a *********

Ladies and gentlemen, the Bridgeton High Quee Choi!

It’s gonna torturous, thrilling and cruel

We’re getting yanked out of our comfort zone, we’ve graduated middle school

It’s gonna be a whole new cluster-**** of excitement, pain and fear

Yeah Big Mouth’s going to high school, the day is finally here

Some will be cast out all alone, untethered from the pack

(Scared and lonely)

For some it’s just another chapter in a world hopeless and black

(A world of black)

While some are psyched to start anew among the outcasts, freaks, and scum

Yes, Big Mouth’s going to high school. The future has begun

It means four long years of stress and fear for the shy and insecure

Accept the dread, there’s no turning back now

(Can’t turn back now)

We’re gonna throw away the drab passe for ninth grade haute couture

It’s a vicious dog-eat-dog buffet and this ***** is gonna chow!

We’re gonna draw some brand new backgrounds

Might even give us boobs and beards

Yes, we’re headed off to an unknown fate

We might not live to graduate

But the Big Mouth kids are moving up to high school

Right after you skip the intro

Right after you skip the intro