Gob stopper, pill popper
Tank topper when the sun gets hotter
Light sleeper, time keeper
Stone cold diva with the stuffed crust pizza
Bank robber, cock blocker
Alsatian with the big dog slobber
Super soaker, chain smoker
Fire breather with the choker
Here's my list, A to Z
All the things that I'll never be
I've got a day off so I'll spend it in bed,
I've got the same **** song going round in my head
I'm just a procrastinator, a time waster
I should be doing that but I'll do this instead
We'll have a water fight with the hose in my shed
I'll bring my super soaker, my super soaker
Grass Hopper, Ad blocker
Judo chopper with the cherry on topper
Ice breaker, salt shaker
Earth quaker, money maker
Here's my list, A to Z
All the things that I'll never be
I've got a day off so I'll spend it in bed,
I've got the same **** song going round in my head
I'm just a procrastinator, a time waster
I should be doing that but I'll do this instead
We'll have a water fight with the hose in my shed
I'll bring my super soaker, my super soaker
