Did you want me better baby
Did you want my bedroom cleaner
I didn't wanna make a scene dear
I don't have the stamina
I'm an off brand cherry cola
Do I taste like piss to you
Honey it's been nice to know you
But I'm just not into you
You know you could
Have won awards you loser
Did you want another glass, I'm sorry
I'm only ever useful sober
Blacked out, baby I'm a chore, it's over
You can have my body baby
You didn't have to ask
I swear to god the tax man framed me
Bring it on, bring it on
I'm the one who pays your bills
I'm running out of guts to spill
You shouldn't have to write your will
Cuz I don't have the heart to kill
You know u could have been star, you poser
Now I can't afford a can of cola
I'm only ever rlly useful sober
Blacked out, baby baby I'm a chore , it's over