I'm tired of buying Penthouse and Oui and Hustler
It's Friday night I'm all alone still a bachelor
She said she'd call me when she'd finished work
Haven't heard a word all day
I may not be Warren Beatty or Mohammed Ali
Attractive female wanted
I ain't asking a great deal just a female to move in with me
Attractive female wanted
I'll share all my records toothbrush and car
And color tv honestly
A single girl for my single bed is my remedy
Attractive female wanted
She doesn't have to be a movie star
Cover of a magazine
She can work in a garage all day
In the evening some canteen
I'm tired of blind dates making silly mistakes
It's embarrassing
Attractive female wanted
I've had no complaints
But obviously you've guessed
No compliments
Attractive female wanted
Won't someone please answer my prayers
Before I'm old and grey
Attractive female wanted
I've been lonely too long
All of my family think I'm gay
She doesn't have to be a movie star
Cover of magazine
She can work in a garage all day
In the evening some canteen
Attractive female wanted
Active female wanted
I may get drunk stink like a skunk
But she'll look after me
Attractive female wanted
Put me to bed ease my aching head
And made fuss of me
You know what I gonna do
Think I'll write a letter
To mr hugh heffner confidentially
Dear Sir
A single girl for my single bed is my remedy
