[00:00.00]Everyday Normal Guy 2 (日常普通人2) (Explicit) - Jon Lajoie
[00:00.61]Steve：
[00:01.23]You want some more of this *****
[00:08.21]Back in the heezy we could do this all year long
[00:12.85]Jon Lajoie：
[00:13.56]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[00:16.57]I told you in the first song I'll tell you in another
[00:18.98]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[00:21.95]I don't have a girlfriend my hand's my only lover
[00:24.34]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[00:27.35]One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper
[00:29.66]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[00:32.27]And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman
[00:34.36]Jon Lajoie：
[00:34.93]I was walking down the street just the other day
[00:37.63]I saw these two fine ******* they were walking my way
[00:40.38]Yo what you girls doing tonight is what I wanted to say
[00:43.01]But suddenly I panicked my voice started to shake
[00:45.76]So I put my head down and I just walked away
[00:48.37]I had a bus to catch anyway it worked out great
[00:51.01]Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play
[00:53.82]Sheryl Crow James Blunt and motherfucking Ace of Bass
[00:56.58]Yo what can I say it's just a day in my life
[00:59.13]I'm up early in the morning in bed early at night
[01:01.68]To be productive at work I got to be well rested
[01:04.92]Yeah motherfucker you heard what I just said
[01:07.06]Jon Lajoie：
[01:07.35]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[01:10.01]I don't like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter
[01:12.57]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[01:14.88]My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters
[01:17.63]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[01:20.20]I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
[01:22.95]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[01:25.94]And I'm not a huge Nicolas Cage fan
[01:27.87]Jon Lajoie：
[01:28.15]I'm from a lower-middle class family
[01:31.04]Me any my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek
[01:33.74]I have good memories from my childhood *****
[01:36.62]My favorite toy was my fucking firetruck *****
[01:38.97]I used to play with that motherfucker all day long
[01:41.77]Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
[01:44.44]And then I played with my motherfucker all day long
[01:46.90]About ten times a day man all year long
[01:49.60]My favorite song motherfucker I don't like to admit it
[01:52.41]Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic
[01:55.56]Every night in my dreams I see you I feel you
[02:00.40]Every time I hear that fucking shit a tear comes to my eye
[02:03.16]Why the fuck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die
[02:05.64]Yo I'm not afraid to say admit that I'm a sensitive guy
[02:08.35]Sticks and stones break my bones
[02:09.63]But it's the words that make me cry
[02:11.08]Like that time in grade three
[02:12.51]When a girl called me stupid face
[02:14.30]She really hurt me
[02:15.41]Why'd she call me stupid face
[02:16.72]Is my face stupid how's that even possible
[02:19.29]A person could be stupid but a face that's impossible
[02:21.97]shit happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it
[02:24.81]Regular everyday normal fucking bullshit
[02:26.93]Jon Lajoie：
[02:27.19]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[02:29.72]When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher
[02:32.40]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[02:35.24]When I got nothing to say I usually talk about the weather
[02:37.80]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[02:40.35]I like the first Back to the Future but the second one was better
[02:43.09]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[02:45.87]I like red peppers better than the green ones
[02:48.14]Jon Lajoie：
[02:48.74]Ooh-hoo saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher
[02:55.86]Mine broke about six months ago ************
[03:01.79]Go go go go go shawty
[03:05.64]It's your birthday
[03:07.28]Go party like it's your birthday
[03:09.27]I wasn't invited but it's okay
[03:12.33]I'll just stay at home and play some video games