[00:00.00]Punky's Dilemma (Complete version originally performed by Simon And Garfunkel) - Various Artists
[00:08.14]Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
[00:11.90]Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies
[00:17.78]Relaxin' awhile livin' in style
[00:24.60]Talkin' to a raisen
[00:25.84]Who 'cassionally plays L.A.
[00:31.76]Casually glancing at his toupee
[00:41.86]Wish I was an English muffin
[00:45.39]'Bout to make the most out of a toaster
[00:51.09]I'd ease myself down
[00:54.96]Comin' up brown
[00:57.89]I prefer boysenberry
[00:59.53]More than any ordinary jam
[01:04.73]I'm a Citizens for boysenberry jam fan
[01:11.71]Ah South California
[01:19.43]If I become a first lieutenant
[01:23.05]Would you put my photo on your piano
[01:28.84]To Maryjane
[01:32.80]Best wishes Martin
[01:35.49]Old Roger draft-dodger
[01:37.27]Leavin' by the basement door
[01:42.78]Everybody knows what he's
[01:44.38]Tippy-toeing down there for
[01:59.24]Oh really