Jose & Mark (Explicit)

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I'm standing here with two fellas who are having a heck of a year the Bash Brothers

At this point guys I think everyone knows who you are

But just in case why don't you introduce yourselves

Oh okay well

They call me José

And I'm Mark

José

And I'm Mark

Go José go oiled up like Rambo

Take the needle out my butt and hop in the Lambo

The anabolics got me feelin' bionic

'Cause you know I'm indestructible

I'm José I'm Mark

You're a stud and you're a thoroughbred stallion

Necks laced up with the let's bash medallion

Rollin' to Hilltop Mall to get a pager

Got girls of every flavor because we're in the majors

Freaks hit up my Skytel I'll come mess up your Maybelline

My beeper beeping more than my dialysis machine

Kidney failure's just part of the game

We're not ashamed now the world knows my mother****ing name

They call me José

And I'm Mark

José

And I'm Mark

Canseco can make the h*es go low

Slow mo for your bro one time otro

Nineteen eighty ocho the year of the lobo

The whole Bay love me cause' I'm so bolo

Speeding though San Fran

Got a pass from the po po

Pumpin' my andros then wash 'em down with SoCo

Try and touch my Jheri curls I'll put you in a chokehold

Hit the Taco Bell and drop the extra guacamolo

Hotbox the whole Lambo with pakalolo

And teach me that taekwondo though

Well step into my dojo

C*****e fists cave your nose hole

They don't know though

We like Samwise and Frodo

But also like Dorothy and Toto

But way more swole bro

Our bodies are loco that's why they're chanting

José

José José José

And I'm Mark

José

José José José

My name is Mark McGwire I play first base

They call me José

José José José

And I'm Mark And I'm Mark And I'm Mark

And I'm Mark

José

And I'm Mark I'm Mark

And I'm M m m m Mark