[00:00.22]Son:The Animal Trainers - Charlie Chaplin
[00:06.76]I'm an animal trainer
[00:08.35]A circus entertainer
[00:10.50]I've trained animals by the score
[00:12.31]Lions tigers and wild boar
[00:14.39]I've made and lost a fortune
[00:16.25]In my wild career
[00:18.14]Some say the 'cause was women
[00:20.13]And some say it was beer
[00:24.07]Then I went through bankruptcy
[00:25.96]And lost my whole menagerie
[00:27.66]But I did not despair
[00:29.62]I got a bright idea
[00:31.38]While searching through my underwear
[00:33.34]A thought occurred to me
[00:35.28]I'm tired of training elephants
[00:37.22]So why not train a flea
[00:41.18]Why should I hunt for animals
[00:42.98]And through the jungle roam
[00:44.95]When there's local talent
[00:46.55]To be found right here at home
[00:50.95]I found one but I won't say where
[00:53.90]And educated him with care
[00:56.61]And taught him all the facts of life
[00:59.48]And then he found himself a wife
[01:02.32]I give them board and lodgings free
[01:05.36]And every night they dine off me
[01:08.15]They don't eat caviar or cake
[01:10.80]But they enjoy a good rump steak
[01:13.65]Off my anatomy
[01:15.79]Off my anatomy
[01:17.75]It is an odd sensation
[01:19.49]When after meals they take a stroll
[01:21.62]Around the old plantation
[01:25.47]Now I'm as happy as can be
[01:28.07]I've bought them lots of tricks you see
[01:31.07]And now they're both supporting me
[01:32.96]They're both supporting me
[01:37.09]Walk up walk up
[01:38.51]I'm the greatest show on earth
[01:40.71]Walk up walk up
[01:42.40]And get your money's worth
[01:44.53]See Phyllis and Henry
[01:46.34]Those educated fleas
[01:48.38]Cavorting and sporting
[01:49.80]On the flying trapeze
[01:52.04]So any time you itch
[01:53.92]Don't scratch or make a fuss
[01:55.67]You never can tell you might destroy
[01:57.51]Some budding genius