[00:05.18]Dorothy Versus Alice
[00:12.06]Let the rap battle begin
[00:14.79]When you look into the mirror
[00:16.16]I'm sure you're distressed
[00:17.02]Your book borrowed my look
[00:18.43]You're even wearing my dress
[00:19.80]I been rocking this game since before you were born
[00:22.47]This corny copy's lost because she ain't in Kansas anymore
[00:24.80]I'm surprised your garbage squad hasn't fallen apart
[00:27.50]Yellow bellied,empty headed
[00:28.37]That one's got no heart
[00:29.78]Double killers,caterpillars and a mad man in my crew
[00:32.36]Put you on blast,I gotta ask
[00:33.88]Who are you?
[00:37.26]Well,I'm Dorothy Gale and you're on my street
[00:39.74]Not a good witch,I'm a bad b***h ruby kicks on my feet
[00:42.68]Quirky stupid chicks and nobody can stand'em
[00:44.35]You're that annoying girl shouting LOL I'm so random
[00:47.50]I got sense and sensibility like my girl Jane Austen
[00:50.18]Wrecking your tea party like they did back in Boston
[00:52.71]Word to your moms
[00:53.67]I'm dropping L. Frank Bombs
[00:54.89]Got more bars than Wonka
[00:56.05]More composed than Brahms
[00:57.62]Better say your prayers
[00:58.83]We're your worst nightmares
[01:00.09]Keep dreaming you'll be screaming
[01:01.21]Lions,tigers and bears(oh my!)
[01:02.58]I've come to free the land from an olive hand
[01:04.90]A beginning,middle,end that even kids can understand
[01:07.38]In your sadness you wallow
[01:08.70]Talking rabbits you follow
[01:09.81]Put a bottle near your mouth
[01:11.23]You're not thinking you swallow
[01:12.60]I didn't make the mold but I'm the one who broke it
[01:15.02]I'm the better h****ne
[01:15.78]Stick that in your pipe and smoke it
[01:20.28]No place like home?
[01:21.09]You're from a podunk prairie
[01:22.66]Ease on down the road cause shiz is gonna get scary
[01:24.99]What's your battle plan?
[01:26.00]I don't think you understand
[01:27.21]A coward,dolt,and bag of bolts can't step to Wonderland
[01:29.74]Don't make me light up your friend cause he's met his match
[01:32.84]A stitched-together strawman that stinks like bandersnatch
[01:34.96]You're washed up and washed out
[01:36.43]You're fading and thus
[01:37.39]Click your heels together baby and bugger off to Kansas
[01:42.65]Who needs brains when you have this much swagger
[01:45.02]I don't even gotta think and I got moves like Jagger
[01:47.59]I'm outstanding in my field while you have mental lapses
[01:49.87]Teaching crows how to murder with my lack of synapses
[01:52.77]Noggin stuffed with knowledge stitching rhymes so raw
[01:54.95]Throwing shade at Oz?
[01:56.06]Hay,that's the last straw
[01:57.37]Let's have a heart to heart you tart-stealing tart
[01:59.56]Alice,you're so stupid
[02:00.87]You make me look smart
[02:07.60]Gimme that oil can so I can get loose
[02:09.98]I'm relaxing while I'm axing
[02:11.14]Through your crew like a spruce
[02:12.40]I'm a ten out of tin the heavy metal playa hater
[02:14.98]I'm heartless and relentless like the f**king Terminator
[02:17.46]Got more joints than Snoop
[02:18.62]Sipping mock turtle soup
[02:19.79]Hell,I'm just blowing off steam like a chimney(toot toot!)
[02:22.42]I ain't scared of s**t cause I'm bulletproof
[02:25.04]Throw your hands in the air and raise this hot tin roof
[02:32.28]Let me at'em
[02:33.49]I'll tear 'em limb from limb
[02:34.70]Smack a hat off the whack job
[02:36.22]Make a snack of Tweedledim
[02:37.58]You fellas are all yella
[02:38.70]You ain't got what I got
[02:40.26]With a paw behind my back
[02:40.92]I'll tie you all up in a knot
[02:42.52]Outrageous and courageous that's kinda my thing
[02:44.99]Bow down to the crown
[02:46.21]It's good to be the king
[02:47.48]Scurry home with your friends
[02:48.54]Miss Little Bo Peep
[02:50.07]A lion doesn't pay attention to the opinions of sheep
[02:57.24]You wanna step to this duo?
[02:58.65]Cause we're ready to battle
[02:59.92]Dee and Dum are down to fricking
[03:01.28]Spank your ass like a paddle
[03:02.31]Beg and plead on your knees to the double trouble emcees
[03:04.69]And if you don't like it you can tweedle deez
[03:07.70]These tale-telling twins are stopping,dropping and rocking you
[03:10.13]Chopping and mocking
[03:11.29]Snicker-snake jabberwocking you
[03:12.45]Talk smack in our world
[03:13.77]It's off with your head
[03:14.88]We go hard pull your card and paint your chest red
[03:27.48]Today is my unbirthday and it's not cause I hate ya
[03:30.01]Serving dishes and dissing ya cause I'm nutty by nature
[03:32.54]My writing desk riddle
[03:33.45]Can you tackle it quick?
[03:35.06]It makes no sense to rap against a raven lunatic
[03:37.41]She'd be a tea party crasher?
[03:38.77]This bastard haberdasher came to trash and slash and bash and put her pussy out to pasture
[03:42.33]I'm a dastardly villain like a riddling Dillinger
[03:44.95]Top billing in shillings
[03:46.06]This milliner's killing her
[03:47.32]I keep my mug mean
[03:48.54]I keep my cups clean
[03:49.80]I'm the baddest maddest hatter that the world has ever seen
[03:52.53]Look at your face
[03:53.45]You're so troubled,my dear!
[03:54.71]Of course our raps make you angry
[03:56.18]We're all mad here
[04:00.08]You sloppy story structure simply can't be excused
[04:02.30]Just like the audience you spent your whole movie confused
[04:05.08]Our adventure had a point
[04:06.05]We found the man behind the curtain
[04:07.26]I would ruin your whole world
[04:08.35]But that's been done by Tim Burton
[04:09.66]I'm slamming other damsels while I'm spitting so speedily
[04:12.29]Running rampant on these cowards
[04:13.45]That are dumber than Tweedledee
[04:14.51]We're ferocious,fierce and feisty
[04:16.03]You're a sleppy little mouse
[04:17.20]Watch me smash and flatten b***hes when I bring down the house
[04:25.13]Oh,my story's nonsense?
[04:26.18]Yeah whatever,witch please
[04:27.25]You've got funky flying monkeys and apple-throwing trees
[04:29.92]This homewrecker in checkers hits her head then it stops
[04:32.38]Suddenly a bunch of runts start singing all about lollipops
[04:35.03]You're as stupid as the scarecrow with only half of his charm
[04:37.41]This fool forgot these are the dudes that freaking lived on her farm
[04:39.99]You're stressing cause you're messing with a verbal giant sweetie
[04:42.11]You want to pick on someone my size?
[04:44.49]Eat me