It’s just so unbelievably hot
No air conditioner at home… seriously?
You’ve got to be kidding me
This has to be the world’s funniest joke

The fan only blows hot air around
Ice cream disappears in seconds
Hey, summer, cut me some slack—
I’m already at my limit

When I close my eyes
I hear the waves instead of the city noise
A quiet beach appears in my mind…

Oh God, hear my prayer
Take me to a cool, beautiful beach
Right here, right now—
I don’t even need a ticket

Just give me the ocean breeze
White sand beneath my feet
A turquoise sea stretching to the horizon
And an ice-cold drink in my hand

Uh-oh… my vision’s fading…
Am I about to be called up to heaven?
Please, God… save me first—
Take me to the beach… right now!

[Verse 2]
The pavement feels like a frying pan
Even my shoes are starting to sizzle
Roasting while waiting at a traffic light?
Who designed a summer like this?

Southern breeze, carry me away
To the shade of the palm trees
Let the rhythm of the waves wash over me
I don’t want to think about anything today

Can You hear me, Lord?
Is a house without A/C some kind of test?
Then please reward me
With a one-way ticket to paradise

I’ll laugh, I’ll swim, I’ll dance with the wind
And leave this scorching heat behind
Before I melt into the sidewalk…
Take me to the beach… right now!
Before heaven comes looking for me first!