T Is For Texas (Blue Yodel No. 1) (Live at Neumos)

T is for Texas

T is for Tennessee

T oh, oh, oh for Texas

Is for me

If you don’t want me, Mama

You sure don’t have to stall

If you want me, Mama

You sure don’t have to stall

‘Cause I can get more women

Than a passenger train can haul

I’m gonna buy me a pistol as long as I am tall

I’m gonna buy me a pistol as long as I am tall

Gonna shoot that old Thelma

Just to watch her jump and crawl

Rather drink muddy water

Then sleep out in a hollow log

I’d rather drink muddy waters

Then sleep out in a hollow log

Gonna drink that old Georgia wine

Man, it tastes like turpentine

(Woo!)

T is for Texas

T is for Tennessee

T oh, oh, oh for Texas

Is for me