Thanks for the tasty dinner You're welcome for a tasty dinner
What are you guys looking at
Ross and the most beautiful girl in the world
Yeah come to Papa
I know
Probably the only time I'll say this
But did you see the a*s on her **
What did you When did you
How did you How did you get a girl like that
So what is she like a spokesmodel An aerobics instructor
Actually she's a paleontology doctoral candidate
Specializing in the Cenozoic Era
But that's like the easiest era
I've seen her at work but I always figured
But I made her dinner
We had a great time And we're going out again tomorrow
Maybe her friends are betting to see who gets the biggest geek
Fine by me Hope she wins
Hey we should have a contest Yeah
See who can bring home the most beautiful woman
That's a good idea Joe We could call it life
You have any wrapping paper
Is it for my birthday present
It was your birthday months ago 1
You said you ordered something special and it just hadn't come yet
I have a call in about that
It's for Kathy It's an early copy of her favorite book
The Velveteen Rabbit
When the boy's love makes the rabbit real
Don't touch it because your fingers have destructive oils
Then you'd better keep it away from Ross' hair
This is pretty rare How did you get that
No big deal I just went to some bookstores
Talked to some dealers called some of the author's grandchildren
Honey that's so sweet
What a great way to sayl secretly love you roommate's girlfriend
It doesn't say that
Does it
How will it look when you get her something incredibly meaningful
And expensive and her boyfriend Joey gives her an orange
I'll make sure Joey gets her something really great
It's got to be better than that book
Like a crossbow
Once again I am sorry
Thank you Bye
I had to turn down a job catering a funeral for 60 people 60
Oh my God What happened
Sixty guests 60
Why'd you have to turn it down
I don't have the money or equipment
To handle something that big on such short notice
Wow what is with all the negativity
You sound like Moni can't not Moni can
You've been playing around with this catering for years 3
Do you want to be a caterer I don't know
There you go That's the spirit
If you need money I will lend you money Just get moving
Really I'd need 500 for all the food and supplies 5
Neither have you Yes but I'm doing this
Can I borrow your apartment keys Why
You can pee here
Yes I can of course
It's okay The duck's using our bathroom anyway
What are you getting for her birthday
We've been dating a couple weeks I got to get her something 2
You have to get her something really nice
I know And not one of your coupons 1
For an hour of Joey Love
A crossword Can I help No
Last week I got all but three answers
And I want to finish one without any help
Fine
But you can't help me develop my new universal language
How'd it go
Oh my God It was the best funeral ever
Everyone loved the food
I even got another funeral for tomorrow
The dead guy from today's best friend
It's like I am the official caterer for that accident
Mon I'm so happy for you
Thanks Check out my new catering stuff
Look I'm an omelet station
Omelet Made to order
I'll have one please Plus my money
I didn't realize you needed it right away
You told me to go and be a caterer So I went I be'd
I used it to buy all this stuff
Aborigine
I got another job tomorrow so I'll pay you back then
Okay Sorry I acted like a bank
Aborigine Oh no I tried that already
Would you like to come in
Did Homo erectus hunt with wooden tools
According to recent findings
Here Mitzi Here Mitzi
Mitzi is
My hamster
I hope she's okay I haven't seen her in a while
Have a seat
Where
Oh hey Do you
Do you have any Cinnamon Fruit Toasties
Well I do
Let's go back to my place light a couple candles
Break open a box of Cinnamon Fruit Toasties
I'd rather not Oh yeah Why not
Don't take this the wrong way
But your place kind of has a weird smell
Ls everything in the car Did you settle the bill
I hate this part
Look what we almost left
That's not mine
Look what we almost took
Excuse me Mrs Burkart
Well we're all cleaned up
Good Thank you
And well there's this small matter of the
Dear The matter of
Payment
Jack used to handle the finances
You get it No but I made a widow cry
See you in hell
You know what we should all do
Go see a musical
Sure
The 1996 Tony Award winner 1996
I mean that one's gotta be good
I don't know Grease
Rent
Yes Rent
So when do you want to go
What I'm sorry I can't I'm busy
Man it is so hard to shop for girls
Yes it is
At Office Max
What did you get her
A pen
It's two gifts in one It's a pen that's also a clock
You can't give her that Why not
She's not 11
And it's not the seventh night of Chanukah
What he means by that is while this is a very nice gift
Maybe it's not something a boyfriend gives
Sure it is
She needs a pen for work
She's writing She turns it over It's time for my date with Joey
All right What did you get for Angela Del Veccio's birthday
She didn't have one
For three years 3
Look it's too late and I got an audition
I can't shop anymore
I will go out and try to find something for her
Thanks man
While you're at it could you get her a card
Would you like me to write her a little poem as well
Or just get a card that has a poem already in it
Oh so it's a card but it's also a poem holder
You have to get our money She couldn't stop crying
With those thick glasses her tears look giant
I know it's tough
You know what the first thing I did after my mom's funeral was
What Pay the caterer
I've had a lot of jobs
And there are some people who always try to get out of paying
It's either That massage wasn't long enough
Or l don't know any of those songs
Or These sombreros aren't big enough Bad little white girl
So you think she's faking
There weren't any tears till you showed her the bill
She sounded pretty upset to me
She seems fine now
So you just left Her place was really that bad
You throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day
Like that only instead of a chair it's a pile of garbage
And instead of a jacket it's a pile of garbage
And instead of the end of the day it's the end of time
And garbage is all that has survived
Here Wow Thanks
So what happened
Nothing I had to get out of there
Next time you take her to your place
I tried that She says it has a weird smell
What kind of smell I don't know Soap
Listen you like this girl right Yeah
You want to see her again Yeah
So you're going to have to do it in the mess
Yeah okay You're right
I mean who cares about a little sloppiness
It's endearing really All right
Now you go get that beautiful pig
I just spent the entire afternoon looking for a present
For Kathy that would be better than the rabbit
Any luck
Yeah I found this great place called lnvisible Things for Kathy
Can you give me a hand with all this stuff
Just return the book let Joey give her the clock pen
And you get her something worse than that
Iike a regular pen
She's really going to love this you know
The bottom line is I want her to have it
Honey that's so sweet
You don't think it's just pathetic
Ohpathetic
I've been looking all over for you
Where Our place The hall
I got something for her
It's a book
A book
Is it a book that's also a safe
So just let me know if she likes it okay
You got it Thanks for doing this I owe you one
There wasn't any change from that twenty was there 20
No it came out to an even twenty 20
Wow That's almost as much as a new book
You didn't get the money Maybe I can try at intermission
You know what Let's just go
We're not leaving till we get paid
I don't know who she thinks she is
I talked to the florist She didn't get paid either
Or the limo driver or the priest and he can get the dead guy d**ned for all eternity
Well I'm not going back out there
Fine Enough is enough
Hey widow
Widow
Thanks Clearly this is a very very hard time for you
But we provided a service and we deserve to be paid
Because you ate that service
We are not leaving here until we are paid every penny because
We're part time caterers and we have no place else to go
All right I'll get my bag
Good
I'm going to leave some cards here
Please think of us for your next event
So you want to come inside
Yes
Yes I do
I'll be right back Make yourself comfortable
Guess who
Department of Sanitation
It's me
What
Oh Cheryl
It's my hamster It's Mitzi Oh my God
I'm so sorry I must have freaked out
Thank God it's not Mitzi
It's just a rat
I did it
I finished it I did it all by myself
And there's nobody to hug
Move
Hey you guys
I finished it all by myself Hug me
Congratulations Thank you
How did it go
The widow wouldn't pay so Phoebe yelled at her till she did
I'm a hard a*s
And I'm a wuss We should be partners
Hard a*s and wuss We could fight crime
Wait a minute Phoebe
We should be partners
We should be catering partners
You're not working now and we have a great time together
I cook and you take care of the money
It'll be like I have a wife in the 50s
How did she like the gift
She loved it She's showing the girls right now
Yeah That's great
I got to tell you
I feel bad taking credit for this because
Am I going to get a lot of credit for this
Happy birthday Thank you
You know Chandler got you a gift too
No he didn't
Yeah he did Look it's right there on the counter
Happy birthday
I'm sorry
You really didn't have to
You think it's just a pen but you turn it over and it's also a clock
No this is great
Thank you Chandler Oh yeah
Want to go to bed
Don't forget your coupon
Good night
Thank you for the gift
I just knew that sometimes when you're writing
You don't always know the exact time
No I didn't mean the pen Thank you for the book
The book
The Velveteen Rabbit
I have a feeling you had something to do with it
What do you mean
When Joey gave it to me he said：
This is because I know you like rabbits and I know you like cheese
Thanks I love it
I know how hard it must have been for you to find
In case you missed that that sound wasOh well
You must really like Joey to go to all that trouble
Oh yeah He's my
He's my best friend
Well Good night
Hey that coupon expires you know
You don't know me I'm Monica Geller Ross' sister
You know it's too bad that didn't work out
Anyway he told me about your apartment
Well I couldn't sleep thinking about it
So would it be okay if I cleaned it
I won't be able to sleep
