Please clean the plates dear
The lord above can see ya
Don't you know people are starving in korea
Alcohol and razor blades are straight pins and needles
Kindergarten people-they useem they needem
Over-indulging machineswere their children
There wasnt a way down on earth to coolem
Cause they look just like humans at kresges and woolworths
But decadent brains were at work to destroy
Brats in battalions were ruling the street scene
Generation landslide closed the gap between 'em
And I laugh to myself at the men and the ladies
Who never conceived of us billion dollar babies
Militant mothers hiding in their basement
Using pots and pants as their shields and their helmets
Molotov milk bottles haved from pink high chairs
While Mothers' Lib burned birth certificate papers
Dad gets his allowance from his sonny the dealer
Who's pubic to the world but involved in high finance
Sister's out 'til five doing banker's son's hours
But she owns a maserati thats a gift from his father
Stopped at full speed at a hundred miles per hour
The Colgate invisible shield finally got 'em
But I laugh to myself at the men and the ladies
Who never conceived of the billion dollar babies
