We Are Fart Choir

Poot

Poot

Poot

Poot

Oh, oh, we are Fart Choir

Try sweet potatoes, oh, give it a try

Sweet and yummy sweet potatoes

You’re gonna fart soon, poot poot poot

It will be stinky, toot toot toot

Try some cheese, oh, give it a try

Chewy, gooey, yummy cheese

Smelly gas warning, poot poot poot

Make everyone pass out, toot toot toot

Yucky, yucky, yucky

Smelly, smelly, smelly

Yucky, smelly fart, fart, fart

Tummy’s rumbling, bottom’s grumbling

Oh, oh, we are Fart Choir

Try some garlic, oh, give it a try

A little bit spicy but yummy garlic

You’re gonna fart soon, poot poot poot

It will be stinky, toot toot toot

Try some eggs, oh, give it a try

Tender and savory, yummy eggs

Smelly gas warning, poot poot poot

Make everyone pass out, toot toot toot

Yucky, yucky, yucky

Smelly, smelly, smelly

Yucky, smelly fart, fart, fart

Tummy’s rumbling, bottom’s grumbling

Oh, oh, we are Fart Choir