[00:00.00]You Could Drive a Person Crazy - Stephen Sondheim
[00:00.49]You just wait
[00:01.37]You're gonna see major changes in my life
[00:03.11]I meet women all of the time
[00:04.08]All over the place
[00:04.61]All you gotta do it live in New York
[00:05.93]And you meet a girl a minute
[00:07.04]And I've met some real special ladies recently
[00:08.80]Like right now I'm dating this flight attendant
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[00:11.29]Cute original odd
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[00:14.70]Oh and Kathy
[00:15.77]You guys never met Kathy did you
[00:16.98]
[00:17.81]Well she's the best
[00:18.46]
[00:19.33]I'm talkin' the best
[00:20.54]Oh and then there's Marta
[00:21.92]
[00:22.60]God now she is fun
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[00:27.67]I'm certainly not resisting marriage
[00:28.99]
[00:29.86]I mean it when I say my life is totally prepared
[00:32.35]For a gigantic change right now
[00:34.53]
[00:35.65]I am ready to be married
[00:37.32]Right
[00:37.59]
[00:38.30]Then why aren't you
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[00:40.10]Right
[00:40.74]Right right right
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[00:46.42]You could drive a person crazy
[00:48.00]
[00:48.84]You could drive a person mad
[00:50.04]
[00:51.35]First you make a person hazy
[00:53.61]So a person could be had
[00:54.83]
[00:56.07]Then you leave a person dangling sadly
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[00:59.54]Outside your door
[01:00.86]Which it only makes a person gladly
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[01:04.10]Want you even more
[01:05.59]I could understand a person
[01:07.17]
[01:07.84]If he said to go away
[01:09.11]
[01:10.28]I could understand a person
[01:12.61]If he happened to be gay
[01:13.94]
[01:15.77]But worse than that
[01:17.05]A person that titillates a person
[01:19.10]And then leaves her flat
[01:20.54]Is crazy
[01:21.49]
[01:22.08]He's a troubled person
[01:23.96]
[01:24.47]He's a truly crazy person himself
[01:28.05]
[01:32.30]When a person's personality is personable
[01:34.92]He shouldn't oughta sit like a lump
[01:36.52]
[01:37.19]It's harder than a matador coercin' a bull
[01:39.71]To try to get you offa your rump
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[01:42.09]So single and attentive and attractive a man
[01:44.58]Is everything a person could wish
[01:46.09]
[01:46.88]But turning off a person is the act of a man
[01:49.38]Who likes to pull the hooks outta fish
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[01:52.15]Knock knock
[01:52.95]Is anybody there
[01:55.53]
[01:56.95]Knock knock
[01:57.81]It really isn't fair
[02:00.44]
[02:01.75]Knock knock
[02:02.60]I'm workin' on my charms
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[02:06.51]Knock knock
[02:07.34]A zombie's in my arms
[02:11.48]All that sweet affection
[02:14.03]What is wrong
[02:16.24]Where's the loose connection
[02:18.79]How long
[02:19.61]Oh lord how long
[02:21.01]Bobby baby Bobby bubi Bobby
[02:22.35]You could drive a person buggy
[02:24.22]
[02:24.77]You could blow a person's cool
[02:26.02]
[02:27.18]First you make a person feel all huggy
[02:29.59]While you make her fell a fool
[02:30.84]
[02:32.03]When a person say that you've upset her
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[02:35.71]That's when you're good
[02:37.08]You impersonate a person
[02:39.03]Better than a zombie should
[02:41.94]I could understand a person
[02:43.51]
[02:44.09]If he wasn't good in bed
[02:45.37]
[02:46.59]I could understand a person
[02:48.98]If he actually was dead
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[02:52.29]Exclusive you elusive you
[02:54.73]Will any person ever get the juice of you
[02:57.12]You're crazy
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[02:58.78]You're a lovely person
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[03:01.46]You're a moving
[03:02.16]Deeply maladjusted
[03:03.41]Never to be trusted
[03:04.73]Crazy person yourself
[03:09.55]Bobby is my hobby
[03:10.51]And I'm givin' it up