Never Trust A Woman - Red Foley
Written by：Carson/Carson
If you ain't a man with a lot of guts
A dog gone woman will drive you nuts
You can't trust one to the corner now a day
You gotta watch your doors or she'll cheat you blind
A woman ain't got but a one track mind
You'll find out bud it's the man who always pays
She'll feed you a line that will turn your head
And you'll marry her and when you're in bed
She'll go through all the pockets in your pants
And if you object there'll be a big fight
And chances are it will last all night
I'm telling you man you just ain't got a chance
Never never trust a woman you'll be sorry if you do
Never never trust a woman
She'll just make a monkey out of you
Though women are handy around the house
They can't be trusted by man nor mouse
It's a shame the way they drag a good man down
It's a well known fact they talk too much
And they dig up dirt about the neighbors and such
And Paul revere the gossip all around town
You'll blow your top when they get in your hair
And they'll drive you to drink and man I'll swear
You wish you never seen the light of day
I'm tipping you off your goose is cooked when
One of them females get you hooked
And so you better think it over while you may
Never never trust a woman you'll be sorry if you do
Never never trust a woman
She'll just make a monkey out of you
I'm telling you man it's a dirty shame
To come home late from a poker game
To a little wife that's gonna give you heck
She's sitting alone with a rolling pin
And will let you have it when you walk in
And when she gets through with you you'll be a wreck
If you had a little nip and she smelled your
Breath she'll start in nagging you half to death
And bud you'll have to put up with that for life
Cause the preacher said for better or worse
And until you ride that big black hoarse
You just naturally got yourself a wife
Never never trust a woman you'll be sorry if you do
Never never trust a woman
She'll just make a monkey out of you
