I got my wife a charge card
Just the other day
I owe five hundred dollars
Just for yesterday
I said"Honey here's a present
Go out and shop around
Buy you a couple a-dresses
Browse around downtown"
She did just what I told her
Bought one two three
Came home lookin' silly
Makin' goo-goo eyes at me
Mastercharge I'll break an' bury her card
Mastercharge I'll break an' bury her card
Mastercharge I'll break an' bury her card
Oh yeah charge it
Said"Did you get your dress"
"Yes one or two"
I needed me some shoes
I needed some jewelry too"
Two hundred dollar dresses
I could-a made I can't sew
It made me so mad
I could call her a so and so
Mastercharge I'll break an' bury her card
Mastercharge break an' bury her card
Mastercharge break an' bury her card
Oh yeah charge it for me charge it baby
Hey Ow
For one-a that gal's dresses yeah
I paid one and a half
I'm so mad I just had to laugh
I could see in my mind
On a horse like Paul Revere
Hate to check my mail boxes
'Cause these bills keep comin' here
Mastercharge break an' bury her card
Mastercharge break an' bury her card
Mastercharge break an' bury her card
Oh let's charge it
"Oh don't get too much on the bill dear"
"Oh I put five hundred dollars already baby"
"Yeah but I know but I'm-a you know that that that 18% is killin' me"
"Yeah I understand darlin' but I know you wanna charge it an' everything but yeah darlin'"
"They have 'American Express"
"But wait a minute man I I told ya to take that Master Card with ya
And take one wit' ya and leave one at home
"But you look good in them blue jeans though"
"Yeah I understand about dresses"
Yeah they got 'em on sale up there upside the wall there"
"Fifteen dollars man on sale darlin' here let me look for ya"
"I'm gonna bet you be struttin' down the street in them blue jeans haha"
"Yeah but you can even wear them dresses on the weekend"
"Yeah I hear ya baby well charge it then baby that's alright yeah"
"I have a Visa"
"What"
Heh heh
"Give me the scissors I'm gonna cut 'em up"
Well you ought to be ashamed of yourself you"
"Yeah I know darlin' I am"
"Charge it"
"Here go on charge darlin'"
"I'm guilty callin' em I know you're gonna charge it anyway"
"Ooh I know you gonna look good in them blue jeans
You look like you been poured in 'em"
Fading
Oh charge it baby
Yeah I see you later on an' hour
I'm gone to work here n' when I come back
I wanna see you with them jeans on baby
Yeah love her yeah you look good baby
Yeah I know I know
Fades out to end
