Johnny Appleseed (Explicit) - NOFX
Through word of mouth
Let it be known
The man who spends
His life on a mission
He's legendary
Travelling from
Coast to coast
He's the contemporary
Johnny Appleseed
He's making sure
His garden grows
He'll plant a seed
In every town he goes
Fertilizing
The country side
Couldn't stop him
With insecticide
Makin' sure that
The garden grows
Yeah yeah yeah
He'll water the yard
With the gardening hose
And you know
You can plant the seed
Yeah yeah yeah
Groomin' the backyard
Or whackin' a **
When diggin' holes
He'll be wearing a glove
He go into the shed
Get out a shovel
And he shove
He'll plant the seed
Makin' sure it's sown
He go into the shed
And he start hoein' with the hoe
Ho ho ho ho
Makin' sure
That the garden grow
Yeah yeah yeah
He'll water the yard
With the gardening hose
Groomin' the backyard
Or whackin' a **
Yeah yeah yeah
The contemporary
Johnny Appleseed
