Shitty Golfer - Toby Keith
I'm a shitty golfer you can ask my wife
I've been out there hackin' every day of my life
I got the shorts
And all the plaid sweaters
And new taylormade driver didn't make me any better
Man I hit 'em fast
And I hit 'em thin
I roll 'em in the bunker's man I hit 'em again
Slice 'em in the bushes
Crank 'em in a creek
I popped that sucker up and hooked it out in the street
Yeah I'm 245
Right down the middle
And I'll miss the green to the left just a little
Chili dip a wedge and put it all together
Hit that son of a b**ch right up there in the leather
If you call that good
And let me press on the side
You can put me down for a fight
Hey I'm a shitty golfer most of us are
But we carry our clubs in the back of our cars
What else you gonna do
You're out of town
And you need to waste a whole day and shoot another round
Man I played Augusta
And I played Pebble Beach
And one time at Sawgrass I shot 83
If I live long enough
Be 88
I think I'll celebrate it by shooting my age
Yeah I'm 245
Right down the middle
And I'll miss the green to the left
Just a little
Chili dip a wedge and put it all together
Hit that son of a b**ch right up there in the leather
If you call that good
And let me press on the side
You can put me down for a fight oh yeah
You can put me down for a fight
