Me and My Monkey - Deja Vu
There was me and my monkey
And with his dungarees
And roller blades smoking filter tips
Reclining in the passenger seat
Of my super-charged jet black Chevrolet
He had the soft-top down
(he liked the wind in his face)
He said 'Son you ever been to Vegas '
I said 'no'
He said 'that's where we're gonna go
You need a change of pace'
And we hit the strip with all the wedding
Chapels and the neon signs
He said 'I left my wallet in El Segondo'
And proceeded to take two grand of mine
We made tracks to The Mandalay Bay Hotel
Asked the bell boy if he'd take me
And my monkey as well
He looked in the passenger seat of my car
And with a smile he said
'If your monkey's got that kind of money sir
Then we've got a monkey bed '
Me and my monkey
With a dream and a gun
I'm hoping my monkey don't point
That gun at anyone
Me and my monkey
Like Butch and the Sundance Kid
Trying to understand why he did what he did
Why he did what he did
We got the elevator I hit the 33rd floor
We had a room up top with the panoramic views
Like nothing you'd ever seen before
He went to sleep in the bidet
And when he awoke
He ran his little monkey fingers
Through yellow pages
Called up some escort services
And ordered some okey doke
Forty minutes later
There came a knock at the door
In walked this big bad a** baboon
Into my bedroom with three monkey whores
'Hi My name is Sunshine
These are my girls
