Hey baby be my dog ooh
Alice in my fantasies uh promised to do
All kind of freaky things to me said
She would uh suck my soul if I'd lick her emotion
The freak said I would even owe her my devotion
She said she'd uh cover me
With uh strawberries and pretend
That I'm a shortcake I said
Uh not by the hair of my chinny chin chin
Ooh yeah heh
Alice in my fantasies uh promised to do
All kind of freaky things to me said
She would uh suck my soul if I'd lick her emotion
The freak said I would even owe her my devotion
I said Uh lady be my dog
And I'll be your tree and you can pee on me
Mama said never eat yellow snow
So away we go
Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh heh
Be my dog hey
Baby they call it mental masturbation