Time for Tea

There was a little girl

Who had a little curl

Right in the middle of her forehead

And when she was good

She was very, very good

But when she was bad, she was homicidal!

Hatchet?

Check!

Scalpel?

Check!

Rusty steel syringe?

Check!

It’s time for war

It’s time for blood

It’s time for tea

One day that little girl

May find a filthy metal spike

And drive it right in the middle of your forehead

For she and her friends

This is very, very good

But for you the game is over

This is revolution!

Hatchet?

Check!

Scalpel?

Check!

Amputation saw?

Check!

It’s time for war

It’s time for blood

It’s time for tea

We’ve got the tools, we’ve got the time

To punish a most worthy crime against humanity

Somewhere it’s always time for tea

We’ve been trained by the very best

We think you just might be impressed

Eradicate the enemy

Somewhere it’s always time for-

Revenge is a dish that is best served now!

I am that little girl

I have that little curl

Right in the middle of my forehead

And when I am good

I am very, very good

But when I am bad, I am f**king gorgeous!

Hatchet?

Check!

Scalpel?

Check!

Electroshock machine?

Check!

It’s time for war

It’s time for blood

It’s time for tea

We’ve got the tools, we’ve got the time

To punish a most worthy crime against humanity

Somewhere it’s always time for tea

We’ve been trained by the very best

We think you just might be impressed

Eradicate the enemy

Eradicate the enemy

Eradicate the enemy

Eradicate the enemy

Eradicate the enemy

Eradicate the enemy

Eradicate

Eradicate

Eradicate

Eradicate

Eradicate

Eradicate

Eradicate

Eradicate

Revenge is a dish that is best served now