Theme for the Frugal Man

One half rack

Will do the trick you think

For this week's Husky game

It's all you'll need to drink

But now you're stealing beer when

You said that you had plenty

You brought a dozen but

Are drinking close to twenty

Some folks call it frugal

Some say cheap

Restaurant meals

Can cost a tidy sum

And paying that bill on your own

Can leave you plenty glum

Offer friends at dinner a

Small bite of lasagna

So you can tell them later that

"Half the tab is on ya!"

Some folks call it frugal

Some say cheap

Ain't life funny

When you're tipping five-percent

Save on cans of baby food

With every little dent

Your mom's your gardener

And your friends all paid you rent

Some folks call it frugal

Some say cheap

Liquor cabinet

Is bare it's true

But it's your birthday

Here's what you do

Call up all your friends and

Tell them there's a party

Where you're accepting gifts of

Gin, Scotch, and Bacardi

Some folks call it frugal

Some say cheap