[00:00.90]Why'd you always try to ****with my head
[00:05.22]You mocked my haircut again
[00:09.30]So I got some scissors and cut it off
[00:13.71]Now I can't go out in public
[00:16.23]I look like a suburban monk
[00:19.41]I guess I got punked coz
[00:22.41]Ashton Kutcher's got nothing on you Ashton Kutcher
[00:27.72]Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you Ashton Kutcher
[00:33.09]I just wanted to be your Demi Moore
[00:45.93]You ****with my system again
[00:50.25]I'll take your favourite pen
[00:54.57]I'll take your t-shirt and put it in the wash
[00:58.80]Then when you go out in public
[01:01.20]Your fabric will be *******soft
[01:04.41]I guess you got punked coz
[01:07.38]Ashton Kutcher's got nothing on you
[01:12.72]Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you Ashton Kutcher
[01:18.09]I just wanted to be your Demi Moore
[01:31.23]But they're not together anymore
[02:09.57]I just wanted to be your mid-noughties MTV star *4