[00:00.00]Dog Eat Dog - Weird Al Yankovic
[00:11.86]Found a job in a great big office
[00:14.12]And I really love this place
[00:17.78]I got my
[00:18.86]My very own scotch tape dispenser
[00:20.28]And I've got a private parking space ha
[00:25.77]And I've got a coffee mug with my name right on it
[00:30.01]In big bold letters so everyone knows it's mine
[00:34.38]Don't even touch it Cause it doesn't belong to you
[00:38.10]I'm watchin you so don't get funny
[00:41.46]I'm climbing up up the corporate ladder
[00:45.27]Watch out It's dog eat dog
[00:49.08]Nose against the grindstone It feels alright
[00:52.52]Watch Out It's dog eat dog
[00:56.32]Here we go
[01:04.31]I love to watch my boss get angry
[01:06.99]So I can count the veins on his neck Ha
[01:12.23]Everyday is like a picnic
[01:15.85]Every Friday get a check
[01:18.61]Well do I smell Jelly donuts This is my lucky day
[01:23.24]I'll have some coffee with a carcinogenic sweetner
[01:26.97]Hold on a minute just one more jelly donut
[01:30.47]They'll never miss it No they'll never miss it
[01:34.05]I'm climbing up up the corporate ladder
[01:38.47]Watch Out Well It's dog eat dog
[01:42.03]Nose against the grindstone It feels alright
[01:45.71]Watch out Hey Well It's dog eat dog
[01:49.52]Sometimes I can't believe this is all happening
[01:53.48]Sometimes I can't believe I'm sitting here
[01:57.03]Sometimes I tell myself"This is not my beautiful stapler"
[02:02.20]Sometimes I tell myself"This is not my beautiful chair"
[02:28.37]I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals
[02:31.93]Maybe I can get on Letterman
[02:34.04]I think I made a big mistake
[02:39.22]Where's my liquid paper where's my liquid paper
[02:42.34]I'm climbing way up way up the corporate ladder
[02:46.72]Watch out Well It's dog eat dog
[02:50.40]Nose against the grindstone It feels alright
[02:54.29]Better be careful now It's dog eat dog
[02:58.03]Watch out mama it's dog eat dog
[03:02.02]Nose against the grindstone it feels real good
[03:10.38]Hey dog eat dog