Punky's Dilemma - The Bachelors
Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies
Relaxin' a while livin' in style
Talkin' to a raisin who 'casionally plays L A
Casually glancing at his toupee
Wish I was an English muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster
I'd ease myself down
Comin' up brown
I prefer boysenberry
More than any ordinary jam
I'm a"Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan
Ah South California
If I become a first lieutenant
Would you put my photo on your piano
"To Maryjane-
Best wishes Martin"
Old Roger draft-dodger
Leavin' by the basement door
Everybody knows what he's
Tippy-toeing down there for
