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[00:00.35]话说在明朝时期
[00:02.41]有一位富绅
[00:03.73]有房有地
[00:04.89]有钱有势
[00:06.21]有才学
[00:07.31]有名望
[00:08.25]有儿有女
[00:09.49]日子过得逍遥自在
[00:11.71]人人羡慕
[00:13.15]美中不足的是
[00:14.59]富绅的儿子呢
[00:15.79]智力低下
[00:16.77]傻里傻气
[00:18.09]有一天
[00:19.21]有一位世交前来拜访他
[00:21.73]多年未见
[00:22.81]这位世交的千金啊
[00:24.31]已经到了婚嫁的年龄
[00:26.68]为了锻炼儿子的待客之道
[00:29.38]并借此机会呢
[00:30.96]向世交推销一下儿子
[00:33.32]好让两家共结秦晋之好
[00:37.56]富绅决定让儿子代自己招待这位世郊
[00:41.02]还特意教了他几句话
[00:43.56]如果世伯问你
[00:45.16]咱家那棵桂花树怎么没了
[00:47.44]你就说
[00:48.48]让我砍了卖了
[00:50.26]如果世伯问你
[00:52.06]咱们家的宅院怎么这么凌乱啊
[00:54.80]你就说
[00:55.76]兵荒马乱
[00:56.86]糟蹋了
[00:58.00]如果世伯问你
[00:59.49]咱家钱粮怎么这么多呀
[01:01.74]你就说
[01:02.64]爹妈辛辛苦苦挣的
[01:04.94]如果他问你
[01:06.20]你怎么如此聪明伶俐
[01:08.46]你就说
[01:09.32]那当然
[01:10.44]我们家世代都是造蹋
[01:12.44]嗯嗯
[01:13.87]你知道了吗
[01:16.45]于是啊
[01:17.53]儿子遵照父命去招待这位世伯
[01:20.71]世伯一进门呢
[01:21.83]就问
[01:23.23]世侄啊
[01:24.47]你的父亲呢
[01:26.45]他儿子说
[01:27.67]让我砍了卖了
[01:29.41]世伯一听
[01:30.55]嘿
[01:31.03]这哪儿跟哪儿啊
[01:32.61]接着问
[01:33.51]你母亲呢
[01:35.15]儿子回答说
[01:36.57]兵荒马乱
[01:37.61]糟蹋了
[01:38.59]哎呦干
[01:40.48]世伯越来越糊涂了
[01:42.28]又问
[01:43.16]你们家门前的马粪怎么这么多呀
[01:47.50]儿子一脸骄傲的说
[01:49.62]爹妈辛辛苦苦挣的
[01:52.22]世伯听了
[01:53.18]驴头不对马嘴
[01:54.52]生气的问
[01:55.56]你怎么这么说呢
[01:58.25]孩子还得意的说
[01:59.95]那当然
[02:01.05]我们家世代都是如此
[02:04.03]oh no 哎呦
[02:06.02]这孩子真的是