[00:00.00]The Monkey and the Elephant - Bobby Bare
[00:04.31]Okay kids I'm gonna sing you a song now
[00:06.72]'Bout a monkey and an elephant
[00:08.81]That it's all happened a long time ago
[00:12.65]And whenever I say a long time ago
[00:15.24]You all jump in there with me
[00:16.86]Okay you ready
[00:22.38]Well once the world was full of monkeys
[00:27.08]A long time ago
[00:29.53]It's good
[00:30.51]And the elephants with the big long
[00:33.94]Trunkies a long time ago
[00:38.42]And the elephants swam in the Zazafram Sea
[00:42.65]And the monkey swung from the Zilibum tree
[00:47.02]And life was silly as it could be a long time ago
[00:57.44]One day the elephant was feelin'
[01:00.34]Spunky a long time ago
[01:05.23]So she went to have a talk
[01:08.09]With the monkey a long time ago
[01:13.37]And the elephant said oh Lordy me
[01:17.80]I think I'm in love with the bumblebee
[01:21.80]Do you think she's a little too little
[01:24.70]For me a long time ago
[01:31.95]Now the monkey said
[01:33.81]You're thinkin' like a donkey a long time ago
[01:40.61]Ah she's so small
[01:42.37]And you're sort a chunky a long time ago
[01:48.78]So sit right down upon my knee
[01:52.93]I'll tell you why your love can never be
[01:57.82]It's a physical imposibility any old time at all
[02:07.26]Now the elephant's tears
[02:09.51]Went plunkity plunky a long time ago
[02:15.93]Then he went home to pack his trunky a long time ago
[02:24.24]He said I see that bee was not for me so he went
[02:29.31]Married a little gray flee
[02:32.45]And they were happy as they could be
[02:37.16]And they had children one two three
[02:42.67]But if you wanna know how
[02:45.48]Please don't ask me it was a long long time ago